I’m 100 percent sure I ordered a Christmas present from Alex and Ani.
And yet, I can find no record of such transaction. Was I drinking? Is it sorcery?
At least this explains why it hasn’t been delivered yet.
Tee hee, that’s a good one. Tell me more jokes random boy in my class.
It’s my birthday. Did you know that? That’s why we’re having cupcakes. I don’t want to brag, but I’m kind of a big deal. You’ll see.
I love birthdays. Birthdays are my favorite.
Since same has November, maybe I’ll just take the whole month of December. Sounds like a plan, right?
There is absolutely nothing, and I mean NOTHING, that shirtless Thor can’t fix.
I’m on a plane and it has two seats on one side and three on the other.
I’m in a two and had an empty seat next to me. The dick on the aisle seat across the way just moved over to give the other two “more room.’
I don’t get more fucking room?
Terrible picture (this what happens when you contract out picture taking to an idiot) but these adorable kindergarten munchkins came to our hotel yesterday and sang Christmas carols.