Her Blondness

I will rock you like a hurricane.

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Old-Timey Picture Sunday. Tracy: You’re the coolest big sister ever. Like, times infinity. Tami: I know, right? I really am. But wait, where are we? Tracy: I don’t know. Looks like a tent, right? Tami: They just told us to stand here. I think they might be off negotiating with the carnival folk to take you with them. Tracy: Really? I’d make an awesome carnie. Tami: Sigh … only you would be more excited than terrified by my fake threat. Tracy: I’m not really going? Either way it’d be awesome. The life of a crazy carnie or following you around FOREVER. My life is awesome. Tami: Good thing I have infinite patience, Sigh …

Old-Timey Picture Sunday.

Tracy: You’re the coolest big sister ever. Like, times infinity.

Tami: I know, right? I really am. But wait, where are we?

Tracy: I don’t know. Looks like a tent, right?

Tami: They just told us to stand here. I think they might be off negotiating with the carnival folk to take you with them.

Tracy: Really? I’d make an awesome carnie.

Tami: Sigh … only you would be more excited than terrified by my fake threat.

Tracy: I’m not really going? Either way it’d be awesome. The life of a crazy carnie or following you around FOREVER. My life is awesome.

Tami: Good thing I have infinite patience, Sigh …

Filed under Old Timey pictures dialogue

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thefluffingtonpost: Cat Puts Left Paw In, Refuses to Shake It All About In what’s already being called “PokeyGate” by the local press, a cat named Smithers stunned onlookers yesterday when he refused to follow instructions during a heated round of hokey pokey. According to several reports, Smithers put his left paw in when instructed, but then flouted repeated requests to “shake it all about.” “The rules exist for a reason,” said hokey pokey expert Steve Randolph. “He made a mockery of game. There should be swift and severe penalties from the IHPB.” The IHPB — or International Hokey Pokey Board — which governs professional play worldwide, has not yet reached a decision about any punishment for Smithers. Via stokesy67. Scandal!!

thefluffingtonpost:

Cat Puts Left Paw In, Refuses to Shake It All About

In what’s already being called “PokeyGate” by the local press, a cat named Smithers stunned onlookers yesterday when he refused to follow instructions during a heated round of hokey pokey.

According to several reports, Smithers put his left paw in when instructed, but then flouted repeated requests to “shake it all about.”

“The rules exist for a reason,” said hokey pokey expert Steve Randolph. “He made a mockery of game. There should be swift and severe penalties from the IHPB.”

The IHPB — or International Hokey Pokey Board — which governs professional play worldwide, has not yet reached a decision about any punishment for Smithers.

Via stokesy67.

Scandal!!

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Joanne and I are living long and prospering. Or drinking wine and eating pizza after watching “Star Trek.”

Joanne and I are living long and prospering.

Or drinking wine and eating pizza after watching “Star Trek.”

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See? You can barely tell there is a huge crater stuffed with cake in the middle. Phew. Thanks frosting!!

See? You can barely tell there is a huge crater stuffed with cake in the middle.

Phew. Thanks frosting!!

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Republicans Fabricated Smoking Gun Emails They Maybe Illegally Leaked; Forgot To Add Smoking Gun

First, a disclaimer: We, like you, are so. Fucking. Tired! of Benghazi. If Republicans had just taken our advice, they would not be suffering in the polls because they are wasting everyone’s time, and we would not be weeping  into our latte because we have to keep struggling to wring a few drops of funny out of this fucking nothingburger of a non-anything story.

Best line in the whole article:


If you’re just going to make stuff up, you have to do better than this. Maybe Hillary was braiding Huma Abedin’s hair when she got the message that Chris Stevens was killed, and she said “Haha serves him right for having a penis, I hate men!”

Filed under Satire Misandry I heart Hillary

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thefluffingtonpost: BREAKING: Local Dog Is Sad for Some Reason According to multiple reports, a local dog is bummed for some reason. At this time it is unclear why the dog is so sad — perhaps no one will take him for a walk, or maybe he spilled his water dish — but we’ll continue to update this story as it develops… Via teamerriestjam.

thefluffingtonpost:

BREAKING: Local Dog Is Sad for Some Reason

According to multiple reports, a local dog is bummed for some reason.

At this time it is unclear why the dog is so sad — perhaps no one will take him for a walk, or maybe he spilled his water dish — but we’ll continue to update this story as it develops…

Via teamerriestjam.