After I left the crazy fundraiser, we went to this shit bar in town called Rock Vegas (Many, many years ago, some smartasses spray-painted the word “Vegas” over the word “land” in the “Welcome to Rockland” sign.)
Anyway, Rock Vegas was just as awesome as you are imagining. We walked in and Ratt’s seminal hit from 1984 “Round and Round” was on the jukebox. We just knew we had picked a winner.
There was also a whole crew celebrating a birthday with the above cake. Classy, right? I am totally going to make that for Maddie’s birthday.
There were also sloppy drunks, thongs peeking out of the back of pants and a live band. Please, try to contain your jealousy. If you come visit me, I will totally take you there.
