So Joanne texted me from Hogsmeade Tavern today. (She and the family and are on vacation at Universal Studios.)
It got me thinking about what my Patronus would be.
I’m 100 percent sure it would be a fat cat licking itself at inappropriate times and giving everyone stink eye. It would not protect me at all, but would simply yawn and resume licking itself.
Kind of like a combination of the best of the above two cats.