Her Blondness

I will rock you like a hurricane.

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Old-Timey Pictures.
Hey there sassy friends!! Don’t I look sexy? Or like what a little kid thinks sexy is?
It’s freshman year, I haven’t gained my freshman 15 yet and I am working this wedge haircut. Aren’t my bangs horrifying? It’s a pretty good possibility I will grow my hair out after this and not have bangs again for a decade.
And what about “The Sexy Expression”? Does it go with my black gloves? That’s right bitches, BLACK GLOVES with a short strapless black dress. I might be an idiot. I won’t figure that out for a few years.
Also — that dress will not stay up and I WILL ABSOLUTELY have a wardrobe malfunction later in the evening. And yes, BOTH breasts will come out.

Old-Timey Pictures.

Hey there sassy friends!! Don’t I look sexy? Or like what a little kid thinks sexy is?

It’s freshman year, I haven’t gained my freshman 15 yet and I am working this wedge haircut. Aren’t my bangs horrifying? It’s a pretty good possibility I will grow my hair out after this and not have bangs again for a decade.

And what about “The Sexy Expression”? Does it go with my black gloves? That’s right bitches, BLACK GLOVES with a short strapless black dress. I might be an idiot. I won’t figure that out for a few years.

Also — that dress will not stay up and I WILL ABSOLUTELY have a wardrobe malfunction later in the evening. And yes, BOTH breasts will come out.

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  1. stellarandblonde said: This is the most amazing thing ever!
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