Maddie: Oh boy. Sam. SAM!!! Don’t forget everything I told you. Listen to the teachers, raise your hand, don’t bite any kids.
Sam: Jeesh … I’m going to pre-school, not prison.
Maddie: Boy oh boy. My little bird is flying out of the nest.
Sam: Seriously? I’m almost 3. I’m going to PRE-SCHOOL. I’m not shipping out with the Marines. And Mommy is already trying not to cry. Try not to make it worse.
Maddie: Be good. Make me proud.
Sam: Oy. Get a grip.
Maddie: They grow up so fast.