Sam: Hey girl … I think you’re fabulous.
Maddie: Who are you talking to?
Sam: My fans. I’m doing a Ryan Gosling thing.
Maddie: We’re doing crafts. Not creating Internet memes.
Sam: Memes? Hahaha, that’s a funny word.
Maddie: You’re so goofy. Let’s make a craft.
Sam: Okay. “Hey girl … I have to go do crafts. I miss you.” Okay. I’m ready.
Maddie: Sigh … Is this the wrong time to tell him he’s no Ryan Gosling?